Jul 22, 2019
#29: I recently stumbled across an “article title generator”
website.
Since the topic of this week’s podcast is masturbation, I figured
it would be the perfect time to test it out the “article title
generator.”
So I typed in the word “masturbation,” and promptly got 231
responses.
Here are my 5 favorite:
5. Masturbation – the Ultimate Convenience!
4. 5 Oddball Tips on Masturbation
3. A Deadly Mistake Uncovered on Masturbation And How to
Avoid It
2. The Idiot’s Guide to Masturbation
1. 7 Cut Throat Masturbation Tactics That Never Fail
So why do an entire episode on masturbation (when you’re an expert
already, thank you very much)?
Well, it turns out that your uninspected masturbation habits may
have some side effects:
· Lessened desire to have real
sex
· Decreased creative energy and life
force
· Potentially secretive fantasies
that inadvertently cause guilt/shame
· A guaranteed way to go to hell
Ok, I made that last one up to tweak those of you with lingering
Catholic guilt (I know the feeling!).
Fellas, chances are you’ve masturbated thousands of times in your
life.
Have you ever really given it a thought as to what impact this
behavior might have on your sex life or your drive for life?
In this Episode:
· Why I stopped masturbating for 4
years, what I learned, and why I’m back on the sauce
· Why it’s not a coincidence that
some of my biggest, boldest changes in life (leaving a lucrative
financial services job to start my own business) came during my
masturbation and porn abstinence period
· How to create your own 10-day
temporary abstinence from masturbation practice
· Is masturbation draining your
desire to have real sex?
· Are your masturbation habits
draining your life force, passion and drive to create?
· Do you know what triggers you to
need/want to masturbate?
· How much masturbation is too
much?
· Young Bryan makes a pact with God
to never masturbate again…if God allows him to catch a fish
· We share the survey results of 50
men aged 22-50 where we asked the following 4 questions:
1. How old were you when you learned to
masturbate?
2. How did you learn how to masturbate?
3. What are 3 words to describe your very first
experience of masturbation?
4. Paint the picture of how that first experience
went down.
Favorite Quotes:
“We have this potential weapon of mass destruction that dangles
between our legs, and we stumble upon the launch codes at a very
early age without any good guidance or direction.”
“Once I discovered masturbation, it was like sitting on an endless
pile of heroin. I could pull on that crank at any time, and all my
worries would go away.”
“It was there, it was hard, and it wouldn’t go away. So I did what
any rational human would do: I tugged on it a few hundred
times.”